ta-da! ;u; I couldn’t resist, that new episode of Steven Universe was so great
Lapis Lazuli was such a cute-patoot
THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP
YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD
BUT THAT ONE
MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT
yeah i didn’t like titanic either
i was gonna reblog anyways but that titanic comment just made this 10x better
what do you call a sphere full of idiots
did you just call your unborn children idiots
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
imo if parents dont respect their kids then they dont deserve respect from their kids. im tired of people thinking that its normal for parents to treat their children like property or like they dont have feelings. im tired of people thinking that overprotective parents arent harmful. treat your children like people because thats what they ARE
"get a few drinks in a girl, and she’s all yours"
Rape. What you are doing is called rape.
When you grow up you’ll realize it’s actually called a date
and this is a perfect example of rape culture!! thank you for shedding light on what sort of actions perpetuate rape culture and it’s awful, stomach turning nature.
i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash